Audition Alerts

We’re asking for headshots, and based on those, we’ll be doing call backs for auditions. The audition time/date and location is TBD. But it will be sometime at the end of August. You will be required to sign a non-disclosure form if chosen.

The show name is yet to be determined.

This submission is for actors who want to help out and practice acting. Once we go to production, yes, if you did a good job, then of course we’ll keep that in mind for casting the pilot. We do have light connections to producers.

Here’s the description of the TV show:
It’s Seinfeld meets dysfunctional Christianity! The show is all about serendipity.
The log line is, “Four dysfunctional Christians find themselves in ethically challenged situations with their eager to be hip priest, messing up all the way.”

Note: Although the script is divisive in nature toward Catholics and Protestants, I do not want anyone who is against Catholics or Protestants involved in this project. One God, one church.

Also, I’ve had people express concern about the dark humor of the script. I am not making universal comments on Christians or Christianity at all. I’m born again myself.

Please send your headshot to: ThisIsMyHeadShot@Lycos.com. Thanks!

CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS

Adam: A white male. Age 25-30. Tall. Thin. Sharp tongue. Sarcastic. Doesn’t like Catholics. Shifts from job to job. Crazy facial expressions and explosive. Easily frustrated. A new Christian. Doesn’t have direction in life. Quirky. Curious about moral issues, but always does what he wants.

Cliff. Rides bike everywhere at age 36. A white male. Heavy set. High strung. Reporter for a weekly newspaper. A white male. Ambitious to be someone important. Believes that confession will take care of his sins. He’s Catholic.

Seamus. An Irish male. Age 25 - 30. He’s a ladies’ man. Good-looking. Average height. Bright guy. Just barely uses his morals, and has a bit holier-than-thou attitude.

Olivia. Any nationality. A late 20’s look, however could be younger, yet sometimes she looks older. Tall. Changes her hair style/color frequently. Thin. Slight fashion model looks. Totally unpredictable. Drama queen/actress (but not pursuing acting.) She’s a social worker. A highly picky girl for dating. Funny. Mysterious past, and still is a bit mysterious. Sharp/sarcastic. Can be downright rude. Big time schemer. Does her best not to think about morals.

Father Ron. Just turned 40 years old. A white male. Average height. A man with short hair. A poorly reformed ladies’ man. Has a crazy laugh and sick sense of humor. Just became a priest. He has to deal with the group’s moral problems; and them rejecting his advice.

Characters with small parts (any nationality).

Jim. Age 30 or up. Office worker. Hates cliff; thinks he’s annoying.
Chuck. Age 30 or up. Cliff’s co-worker. Frustrated because Cliff’s on his own time schedule. Average height. Dresses like a used car-salesman.
Barbra. Age 35 or up. A little short and plump. Cold. Blunt. Rude. Big attitude.
Paul. Age 35 or up. Sarcastic. Annoyed by Adam by the lack of work he does. Adam’s boss.
Shelly. Young 20’s. Attractive. Flirts with Adam. At times, she’s tense because of Paul. He stresses her out.
John. Age 30 and up. Average height to tall. Good attitude. A moral person.
Laura. Age 21 and up. The office hottie (at Cliff’s paper). Very attractive. Surface level personality. Could be described as moody.
Brendan and Sam. Ages 15-21. Nice personalities.
Cute Girl 1 & 2. Age 21 or up. Very attractive. Seamus’ dates.
Narrator. Age 18 or up. We’re also looking for a narrator who’ll speak the action lines.